Algorithmus on the mountain

Rewrite my history: AI assisted coding experiment by a non coder product manager

Changelog displayed on a computer screen showing entries with added functionality for Wayback machine time, Legacy Wayback links, and Longread detection, along with a run-level count in the log.
Version control: because someone has to remember this

I was going to start this post with, “Do you read the papers?” But of course you don’t. Nobody does. But you watch TikTok for news, or see clips of a shouty man on LBC. Something like that. And, if you’re aware of the world around you, you’ll know that things aren’t going well. Unless you are a billionaire with stakes in Artificial Intelligence. Then, well, you are pretty much treated like some kind of God. If this were ancient Rome, you wouldn’t be another minor deity. You would be a figure of cold, calculated logic and immense influence. You will be called ‘Algorithmus’, or something like that.

If you were Algorithmus, you’d look down at the lesser gods on Mount Olympus and enjoy all the excitement around AI. The hype would be your strength. Meanwhile, ordinary people sacrifice their privacy for your benefit.

The Romans didn’t have AI, but they would understand hype. That’s what’s happening with AI today. I’m not ancient Rome old, but I do remember the internet buzz in the early 2000s. The internet was overhyped and in a bubble, but after the excitement faded, people found real uses for it. It’s similar to how Roman roads were built for armies to destroy villages, but ended up helping everyone.

My memories of the internet hype, more than Roman roads, shape how I view today’s AI tools. AI and machine learning are clearly useful. The chatbot trend will likely become something practical for society, hopefully in a positive way. Lots of people already use basic AI tools to be more productive. Still, I wanted to try it myself. I was curious about “vibe coding”—the idea that you can build complex software just by giving prompts to an AI coding tool. Could I really create working software just by chatting?

I’ve worked in technology my whole career, but I’m not a coder. I did take a computer studies O-level back when that existed, long after the Roman Empire, just to be clear. So I have a basic grasp of coding. As a product manager, I understand the challenges and limitations engineers face. I once worked with a senior developer who thought anything could be built with software if you had enough time. Now, I’m not so sure, since deadlines and delivery dates matter just as much as what’s possible in theory.

Software development has changed a lot in my lifetime. It wasn’t really a formal field when I was in school, but now it’s central to millions of jobs. Some companies only build software, and everyone else relies on it to run their business. Engineers have always turned ideas from people like me into real systems. Now, the question is how much of that work AI can do, and what skills you need to guide it well.

A small experiment at work a few weeks ago got me started. I needed to make sense of one of our system logs, which are tough to read. Online tools can make them look nicer, but without context, they’re not very helpful. I built a simple tool and provided enough context to organise the log output in a way that made sense for us. That experience inspired me.

A big part of being a product manager is turning business or market needs into things engineers can build. That challenge doesn’t disappear with AI. In fact, you might need to be even clearer about what you want. Human engineers usually have some background knowledge, but AI agents don’t, no matter how much training they get. They’ll improve, but for now, they really need clear instructions.

Recently, OpenAI added more features to its coding tool as part of my plan, so I decided to try something personal and see if I could “vibe code.”

The project

Back in the early 2000s, when blogging was at its peak, I wrote often and hosted my own site. It’s still online. About ten years ago, I added a feature that shows me posts I wrote on this day in past years. Usually, that’s two or three posts.

I’ve long wanted a small app that could pull up those posts each day so I can review them and decide if they should stay as they are. Part of that depends on whether the links still work. I see those posts as a time capsule and don’t really want to delete them. But blogging was fast-paced, and I didn’t always check spelling or proofread. I want to fix that, but not all at once. I need something I can run occasionally, fix a few posts, and move on.

So I described a tool that would pull the right pages, find each post, check spelling and grammar, and look for broken links. It needed to run on my computer and create a report with suggested fixes and any links that didn’t work.

Ramblings to working software

I told the coding agent to assume I didn’t know how to code and to guide me through the process. Within an hour, I had a working prototype. I was surprised at how quickly I could go from a prompt to something that worked. I could test it, provide feedback, and request changes. The next day, I added more features, and the AI even found a list of over 2 million UK place names to improve the spellchecker.

Now, I have a daily web page that links to my old posts from that date, each one checked for spelling and links, with a log file that explains what the system did. It’s not commercial software, and there’s no extra interface beyond what I asked for. But it does exactly what I need.

Encouraged by that success, I tried building a second tool. This one would download any of those blog pages, reformat the text, and let me paste the result somewhere else. The AI suggested making a Safari extension, so I needed extra build tools and had to connect it with software already on my computer.

This project was more complicated and a bit frustrating. I probably could have guided the AI better if I understood the build tools more. I wanted it to work with an existing app that has a command-line interface. The AI kept suggesting solutions that didn’t work on my setup, even though I explained what I was using. That’s when my limited coding experience became obvious.

After some compromises, I got a working version. It runs on my computer and does what I wanted. During the process, the AI just waited while I went to meetings and came back hours later. It picked up right where we left off. Since language models don’t exist between chats, there’s no one waiting impatiently. I just came back when I had time.

I can see how a skilled engineer, who knows when to step in on complex parts, could get much more done with this kind of help. But my experience shows that even someone with limited coding skills, as long as they can describe the problem clearly, can quickly build useful software and solid prototypes.

There were other small surprises, too. I asked the tool to write a user-friendly description of the software’s functionality. In less than a minute, it came up with something better than I could have written in hours. With a few more tries, it could have made full documentation. The log file it created explains each step in plain language, which I’ve always liked for systems that need to be clear to non-coders.

So, where am I on the hype cycle now? I don’t think AI will replace engineers. You still need someone to turn ideas into working solutions. Clear requirements and context are still important. But I do think that for people who understand technology, AI makes it much easier to build small, useful tools. It lets you try things that might have stayed as just ideas before. For experienced engineers, it’s definitely a superpower.

The hysteria may fade. The Roman invaders will leave. Algorithmus might end up in jail. But the useful things will stick around.

Weeknotes #159: buns, binge, bridges

Rainy week, resilient leaps, food risks, thoughtful station tour.

Week commencing Monday, 2 February 2026

Modern entrance to London Bridge Station with glass canopy and metallic lettering on beige brick facade, Union Jack and British Rail flags visible on left
Not falling down: London Bridge Station stands strong

Quantified Self

  • This week: Stand 6/7; Exercise 3/7 and Move 4/7. (62%). Morning walks: 0/4. Office days 1/5. Total steps: 41,471. 15.3 hours in meetings.

Life

  • I was at home for much of the week. I went to the office once. I am not sure I left the house on weekdays other than for a small shopping run. It rained a lot.
  • Related, they’re still working on the water pipes in the street. Their digging has blocked a storm drain. I have to leap puddles to cross the road.
  • Relatedly related, I don’t leap well, and I discovered my shoes are not waterproof.
  • We got a gigantic hot cross bun this week. It wasn’t quite as good as I’d hoped.
  • Food-related, on Tuesday my Vietnamese pho had been sitting on the hob for several days. I survived its consumption.
  • Sunday, to London Bridge Station for a tour, where it ceased to be somewhere to pass through and became something to look at. The tour focused on the station and its immediate surroundings: the arrival of competing lines, the coexistence of two stations, and the long process that eventually fused them into the sprawling place we know now. Very well done.

Media

  • I watched, more or less, the entire season 4 of Bosch in a binge this week. It might explain why there’s not a lot else to say.
  • I also discovered there were a few episodes of Love, Victor I hadn’t watched, so I finished them. Love, Victor seemed a little too neatly tied up at the end. I suppose that’s good for the kind of show it was. It’s a shame they didn’t take it for another couple of series.
  • We watched an episode of Roman Empire by Train with Alice Roberts. It has a lot about the Roman Empire and is presented by Alice Roberts. There’s really not much train in it.
  • Related, the episode focused on Pompeii, which looked absolutely amazing. Even though it’s being horrendously overrun by tourists, it seems like a place we should visit.

Weeknotes #158: still out after dark

Thoughtful outings, cultural highlights, and small wins amid winter evenings.

Week commencing Monday, 26 January 2026

Colourful light installation reflected in water at Canary Wharf's Eden Dock at night. Vibrant rainbow beams of red, blue, yellow, and green light form geometric patterns across the water surface, with modern office buildings in the background and spectators viewing from behind barriers in the foreground.
Amplitudes transforms Eden Dock with rainbow light reflections.

Quantified Self

  • This week: Stand 6/7; Exercise 4/7 and Move 7/7. (81%). Morning walks: 0/3. Office days 2/5. Total steps: 51,782. 14.5 hours in meetings.

Life

  • Hello February! Where did you come from?
  • Here’s a story about social media’s made-up lies about immigrants in London. This should be a bigger story because thousands will have seen the original fibs (original reporting by London Centric and ht to The London Minute for linking to it).
  • Monday afternoon, I chat-botted with Bose support to see if there was anything that could be done about the terrible battery life in my very old noise-cancelling headphones. They gave me a sequence of things to try (plug, unplug, pair), and they came alive. So far, the results are very positive. They may be salvageable.
  • Monday evening, to Canary Wharf to see the Winter Lights. It’s an event that’s been running in January for a few years and is very suitable for dark winter evenings. It can get very busy, so we thought trying a Monday night might be better. Still plenty of people, but no overcrowded areas like in some years.
  • Ironically, a non-light art piece, “Whale on the Wharf”, was my favourite.
  • A leaving do had been planned for this week with no firm day. Today, we agreed to meet tonight. So I found myself drinking Black Heart stout at the BrewDog in The Sidings below Waterloo Station.
  • Related, Frickles tasted more of the batter than the pickle.
  • Relatedly related, bowling was fun. So was the slide.
  • Thursday, fun with AI that wouldn’t revert to the working version of the code, even after I explicitly gave it the last working version.
  • Later, nice to be in the pub with colleagues: it’s why I go to the office.
  • Friday, to Southwark Union Theatre to see Why Would We Care?, a new British musical premiering there, exploring themes of power, control, and the cost of a “perfect” society. Fun, but needs work.
  • Saturday, Number One, London (Apsley House) is worth visiting. Lots of impressive ‘history stuff’! And pictures of Napoleon. And an overly large statue of Napoleon. It’s also very unshowy, in spite of the world-leading art collection, and you could be forgiven for missing it.
  • I could have missed The Destination Travel Show as we really didn’t find South Korean inspiration.
  • Sunday, an evening of musical performances at Love Life: West End Unites Against Cancer, a star-studded benefit concert coinciding with World Cancer Day.
  • A lot of stars of recent big musicals were on the line-up: Nicole Scherzinger (Sunset Boulevard, Cats), Tom Francis (Sunset Boulevard, & Juliet), Diego Andrés Rodriguez, Bella Brown, and James Olivas (Evita), as well as West End favourites, including Carrie Hope Fletcher and Jordan Luke Gage. Very, very, good.

Media

  • We watched more episodes of Blue Lights, but I am not sure either of us was fully engaged.
  • Later in the week, the first episode of Heated Rivalry. I knew very little about it ahead of watching, except that it was recommended by Amanda, and the TV series has catapulted the story into the stratosphere.
  • The book apparently perfected a specific trope: the grumpy vs sunshine—or, in this case, the arrogant chaos-agent vs the repressed golden boy—dynamic. This TV adaptation debuted with a 95% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, which seems remarkable. I need to watch more; they say episode three is where you get hooked.
  • Also, two episodes of Alexander Armstrong In South Korea, where the presenter embarks on a three-part travelogue across South Korea, exploring the contrast between ancient traditions and futuristic K-pop culture. Some inspiration for our trip.
  • Related, watching Alexander Armstrong watching YouTube “mukbang” star Heebab perform “broadcast eating” did not make me search it out.
  • Hoorah. Game Changers Radio is back after the Christmas, and for them, summer, break.

Weeknotes #157: enjoyed, bought book

Thoughtful culture, good conversation, strong performances, and quietly satisfying social moments.

Week commencing Monday, 19 January 2026

Illuminated poster for the Into the Woods musical at The Bridge Theatre, showing a stylised illustration of a figure in a bright coral-red hooded cloak against a teal-blue background with falling snowflakes. The figure has pale skin, blue eyes, and curled hair, gazing to the side. The poster displays the tagline 'and happy ever after' beneath the title, with credits showing music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim, book by James Lapine, directed by Jordan Fein, and set and costume design by Tom Scutt. The Bridge Theatre logo appears at the bottom. The poster is mounted on a dark column in an evening street scene with trees and pedestrians visible in the background.
Sondheim’s twisted fairy tale magic illuminates The Bridge Theatre.

Quantified Self

  • This week: Stand 7/7; Exercise 5/7 and Move 6/7. (86%). Morning walks: 0/3. Office days 2/5. Total steps: 56,651. 16.5 hours in meetings.

Life

  • I think this is the new world: The only way to counter “move fast and break things” is to move fast and fix things, and I don’t think enough people realise it.
  • Do you know your Iceland from your Greenland? If you are trying to get your hands on land, it would be sensible to know which land you are getting.
  • Monday, to the Bridge Theatre to see Into the Woods: visually impressive, with great performances. A revival that balanced the wit and the dark themes. Kate Fleetwood as the Witch is a joy. Delightful.
  • Wednesday, to see Jake Humphrey and Damien Hughes talk about High Performance. Essentially, it was an interesting 75-minute discussion trying to flog you a book. And it worked.
  • Thursday, to drink Beamish with people in central London. They served Irish crisps. Huw tried to say something in Welsh, but I didn’t understand.
  • Related: before we met in Covent Garden, we discovered the bowling alley near work has a bar that, it seems, nobody knows about.
  • Saturday, fixing email issues. And then to The Ivy Tower Bridge for their £19.17 two-course menu. Naturally, we didn’t just stick to that and ended up with a bigger bill. There’s a certain irony in going for the cheap menu and spending considerably more.
  • Sunday, to The Crazy Coqs for Behind the Mask, their Phantom of the Opera event. Quite different from the other events we’ve been to. We really enjoyed it. There were some incredible voices performing. Greg Castiglioni, who is playing in The Phantom of the Opera in Vienna, sang “Music of the Night” in German.

Media

  • With appropriately planned catch-ups, we were only one episode of The Traitors behind on Friday night, so we watched through to the end. The people I wanted to win, won.

Weeknotes #156: frozen trousers week

Domestic resets, transport surprises, thoughtful work moments, and reassuringly good food

Week commencing Monday, 12 January 2026

"A yellow sticky note on a dark grey surface with a handwritten checklist in blue ink. Four checkbox squares are drawn on the left side, with the first and fourth boxes ticked. The text reads 'Performance Review' and 'Checklist 2025'.
Review time. Get ready!

Quantified Self

  • This week: Stand 7/7; Exercise 3/7 and Move 6/7. (76%). Morning walks: 0/4. Office days 1/5. Total steps: 37,715. 16.5 hours in meetings.

Life

  • There was a lot of post-Christmas washing done at the start of the week. We went from smelling of pine needles to smelling of laundry conditioner.
  • I had to freeze some trousers. It didn’t work as well as I had expected.
  • Note to self for next time: get the printing ready, pay for it at home, and then walk to the library with the code that unlocks the documents. I think that would be easier.
  • The government has announced it will build a new railway between Birmingham and Manchester. It’s not HS2, honest.
  • It’s performance review time at work. We have a process that encourages reflection on the year, and I took time to prepare my thoughts. The effort felt worthwhile; for once, I had something proactive to contribute when the meeting itself came around.
  • I went for drinks. Discovered that younger people don’t know how the BBC is funded. Not much hope for the BBC if this is the opinion of future generations.
  • Related, sensibly rejected the suggestion to move on to a later-opening bar.
  • A very productive Friday. Surprising.
  • Sad news arrived: Zipcar confirmed it is shutting down in the UK. Disappointed.
  • Got to Euston on Saturday morning and wished I owned a car as all services were suspended. Then, miraculously, my train left, and I was only ten minutes late.
  • The suitcase was delivered to Shrewsbury.
  • Saturday, the dish of “belly pork bites with black garlic glaze, chilli, spring onion, parsley and caramelised onion aioli” was delicious. If small.
  • Sunday, the lamb roast was the opposite: a huge portion. Also, very tasty.

Media

  • By the end of the week, we had caught up with the broadcast version of The Traitors and now we can’t run into spoilers. It’s very good, but bad for my blood pressure.
  • When in Shrewsbury for the weekend, we watched the semi-finals of the Johnstone’s Paint Masters snooker championship. I was so hooked, I started watching the final on the iPlayer on the train home on Sunday.

Weeknotes #155: innuendo, interruptions, and insights

A reflective week of culture, transport mishaps, and quietly pleasing observations

Week commencing Monday, 5 January 2026

A large-scale photographic artwork composed of a grid of panels showing repeated newspaper headline posters. The word 'MURDER' appears prominently in red capital letters throughout multiple panels against a black and white background. The headlines reference various crimes and incidents including student murders, jogger attacks, and police investigations. Two suited male figures appear in the central panels of the grid composition.
Tabloid headlines transform urban tragedy into a visual cacophony. Gilbert & George, London Pictures series (2011)

Quantified Self

  • This week: Stand 6/7; Exercise 3/7 and Move 6/7. (71%). Morning walks: 0/4. Office days 1/5. Total steps: 49,424. 18.8 hours in meetings.

Life

  • This year, I am tracking a new QS metric: the number of hours I am in calendared work meetings. I thought it would be interesting to see.
  • The story of Markdown reminded me how much simpler the web was when self-publishing began. I still write these notes in Markdown.
  • Monday’s pub quiz provided a high score for us, but no prizes for third. I was pleased with myself for identifying “A Kind of Hush” in the music round, but immediately irritated that I said it was by the New Seekers when it was, in fact, The Carpenters.
  • Tuesday, it’s bigger, better, glitzier, and (probably) more expensive than ever. It’s a smut-filled delight, anchored by the King of Innuendo: the Palladium panto, which I reviewed for you.
  • Thursday, people had said Daniel’s Husband was good, and I am delighted to have kept to my “don’t read any details” rule because this play benefits from that lack of pre-knowledge. But you can read my spoiler-light review.
  • Friday night, there was a tree on the line. We were diverted and then terminated early. As much as I love it, sometimes train travel is a frustrating pain.
  • Saturday, I said “good morning” to a bus driver when it was clearly afternoon, found out the coastal path is now named after the King, and had a lovely time by a wood fire.
  • By the wood fire, I talked about my recent radio stats post. PY thought an interesting additional view that would give better context would be to understand how much time we were spending with each type of audio. So, the chart’s here on page 11. Sixty-five per cent of our audio consumption is live radio, plus another 3% for catch-up.
  • Sunday, Gilbert & George use the Evening Standard, and probably other newspapers, headline boards as part of their art. There’s an upcoming generation that won’t understand what they are and, therefore, the inspiration for the art.
  • Related, very glad I got to see the G&G exhibition. It’s big, bold, and probably not as controversial as it might once have been.

Media

  • Grantchester is back. There are almost as many murders here as in Midsomer. And the vicar is still allowed to interview suspects. Cosy fun nonsense.
  • We started series two of Blue Lights. I’ve forgotten much of the first season, so I can’t work out what’s new and what’s recurring. Definitely not cosy.
  • We started The Traitors. This is the first time I have watched the non-celebrity version. Don’t tell me.

Daniel’s Husband

A spoiler-light theatre review of Daniel’s Husband, where a cosy dinner party becomes something far more urgent.

Theatre poster for 'Daniel's Husband' showing five people in black clothing posed together against a dark background, with production details including playwright Michael McKeever and director Alan Souza, displayed at Marylebone Theatre for performances from 4 December 2025 to 10 January 2026
Daniel’s Husband at the Marylebone Theatre, January 2026

I’ve been to see a play. I may as well make this the week of three reviews. My verboseness won’t continue for the year (although I secretly hope it will).

I try to enforce a personal rule — if not a philosophy — when it comes to theatre: the less I know about the plot beforehand, the better. When invited to a performance, I almost never want to know the plot or what the reviewers said. People had said Daniel’s Husband was good, but that’s about it, and I am delighted to have kept to my rule because this play benefits from that lack of pre-knowledge. Not only was I walking into this story completely blind, but it was also my first time visiting the Marylebone Theatre. So the whole thing felt new.

Almost no spoilers here, but stop now if you are going to see it and want the real experience.

Because I knew nothing of the plot, the play’s structure caught me completely off guard. It is very clearly a “play of two halves”. The first act is a witty comedy in which we are invited into the stylish home of Daniel and Mitchell for a dinner party.

If I’m honest, after a while I did wonder if that was it: an evening of light-hearted comedy, with a few intellectual arguments thrown in to amuse — in this case, about the heteronormative state of marriage. It’s light and breezy. Even when ‘mother’ arrives, it’s humorous, if a little awkward.

And then, the shift happens.

The second half is a dramatic illustration of the brutal reality of the legal status of unmarried partners when a crisis hits. It is emotionally quite powerful; laughter subsides, and maybe your heart breaks. It took me a while to process the second part.

The moment the play shifts from scene-setting humour to high-stakes drama is one of the most effective mood changes I’ve seen on stage. This transition is anchored by a monologue delivered by Daniel (Joel Harper-Jackson), perfectly pitched off the back of the first part.

Looking back, it’s clear what’s being set up in the first half. In hindsight, the basis of the conflict that’s so essential for drama becomes obvious, but it is nicely masked in the warm tones of a cosy life.

The cast is flawless across the board. Luke Fetherston is heartbreaking as Mitchell, watching his belief crumble in the face of a cold legal reality. Liza Sadovy, as Daniel’s mother Lydia, is equally brilliant; she starts as the basis for some of the laughs but transforms into a formidable force. I don’t think you can love her; you might hate her, but one of the smart achievements of this play is that you understand her even when you want to scream “no” at her.

I don’t want to spoil the plot, but the message is clear: don’t procrastinate life’s admin.

Review: Palladium Panto 2026

A gloriously smutty, nostalgic spectacle, irresistibly entertaining.

Elaborate theatrical stage set for 'Sleeping Beauty' pantomime illuminated in vibrant pink, purple, and blue lighting, featuring ornate spinning wheels, clock towers, thread spools, gears, and Gothic architectural elements
When Sleeping Beauty’s Castle Gets a Steampunk Makeover

It seems like I am in the mood to write reviews this week. So here comes another one. I do not expect this trend to continue all year.

Sleeping Beauty at the London Palladium – A 10th Anniversary

If you’re heading to the London Palladium expecting a sweet, Disney-fied retelling of Sleeping Beauty, you’ve clearly missed the memo of the last decade. Now in its 10th anniversary year, the Palladium pantomime (this year there’s a Sleeping Beauty plot somewhere) has faced a wave of headlines from outlets like Metro, branding it a “smut-fest” after reports of families walking out. But let’s be honest: if people are still shocked by the innuendo after ten years of this specific brand of comedy, that’s on them. This isn’t just a panto; it’s an institution with a well-established “adults-first” policy. Do your research. I really don’t have much sympathy for people who don’t know what this is. Although I do expect news outlets to run with and embellish this story every year.

What makes this year feel different is how self-referential the show has become. It’s been heading this way for a while, but this year’s opening retrospective is a masterclass in nostalgia, setting a tone that feels less like a fairy tale and more like the series finale of a beloved sitcom. Like the best long-running comedies, the jokes here are funnier because we’ve come to know the characters: we know Nigel Havers will be the charming punching bag, and we know Julian Clary will have a new, increasingly ridiculous entrance, and make a gag about somebody’s hand on it.

This “insider” feel is probably the secret to its enduring appeal for the regulars, but it does make me wonder: what do the newbies think? If you haven’t been along for several of the last nine years of lore, you might feel like you’ve crashed a private party.

Amidst this whirlwind, the show’s ringmaster is Rob Madge as the Diva of Dreams. While the rest of the cast seems content to let the plot drift out of the stage door in favour of sketches, Madge is the one who keeps the show flowing. They act as the essential “glue,” holding onto the limited plot and preventing the evening from devolving into a disjointed series of routines. Madge brings a modern, theatrical energy that bridges the gap between the “old guard” and the new.

The big draw this year is Catherine Tate as the boo-able Carabosse. While she delivers exactly what the crowd wants (including a show-stopping appearance of “Nan”), I had a nagging sense that she is underused. Tate is a comedy powerhouse, yet she often feels relegated to “special guest” status. Between the impressions and the sketches, you can’t help but feel she could have given even more if the script allowed her to go beyond her “greatest hits” reel.

There is no denying that Julian Clary is the heart of this machine. However, this year feels more like “The Julian Clary Show” than a balanced ensemble piece. In years past, the magic came from a heavyweight team; the presence of the late Paul O’Grady, the charm – and songs – of Gary Wilmot, or the triple-threat energy of Charlie Stemp provided a balance that kept the show from relying too heavily on one person. While Clary holds it all together with effortless camp, the absence of those contrasting “anchors” is felt.

Visually, the staging is bigger, better, glitzier, and (probably) more expensive than ever. From the neon sets to the “forest of thorns” in Act 1, the production values are impressive. However, some elements are starting to feel familiar. Paul Zerdin remains a master ventriloquist, but after a decade, his routine lacks “newness.” When a show becomes this self-referential, there’s a fine line between a “classic callback” and just running out of fresh material.

It’s still a 5-star spectacle with heights of staging wizardry. It’s loud, it’s proud, and it’s very, very blue. If you want a plot, go elsewhere. If you want to see the most expensive variety show in London anchored by the King of Innuendo, there’s no better place to be. It helps if you’ve watched the “previous seasons” to get the most out of the jokes.

I loved it (again).

Weeknotes #154: here comes another one (year, that is)

A gentle, celebratory start to the year, filled with shared rituals.

Week commencing Monday, 29 December 2025

Distorted fisheye reflection in a gold Christmas tree bauble showing a person holding a phone taking a selfie, with Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys and blue sky visible in the curved reflection, framed by green pine needles
Battersea Power Station captured in spherical festive form.

Quantified Self

  • This week: Stand 7/7; Exercise 3/7 and Move 6/7. (76%). No work this week.Total steps: 62,837

Life

  • Hello 2026! Aren’t you looking fine?
  • Monday afternoon, we all walked to The Lockdown Bakehouse, where there was cake and coffee. When we returned, we watched Peter Ustinov in Death on the Nile.
  • Tuesday, a matinee performance of Disney’s Hercules (the musical). It’s the everyday story of the son of Zeus being stripped of his immortality as an infant, who must perform a series of heroic feats and prove himself a “true hero” on Earth to reclaim his place among the gods on Mount Olympus. You see this kind of thing everywhere, every day! Review: it’s not on the level of The Lion King.
  • Bong: I went outside so that I could usher in the New Year when Big Ben bonged for the first time in 2026. Champagne and music on television, plus we used the last of the indoor fireworks outside to create our own tiny display. People gradually drifted to bed over the hours to 3 a.m.
  • Related, I was in the kitchen by 8:30 a.m. to cook the breakfast I promised everybody (although people took a while to appear).
  • Friday, Battersea Power Station has been beautifully decorated for Christmas. We didn’t buy anything in the shops, preferring instead to stand and look at the turbine halls in their glittering glory.
  • Saturday, rather than doubling back underground, we decided to walk from Marylebone to Waterloo. It turned into a really pleasant route through Mayfair, across Piccadilly and down towards the South Bank. The sky was a clear blue, the air crisp but not cold, and the streets were busy enough to feel alive without being pre-Christmas crowded.
  • Sunday, we took the tree down. The room felt bare without it.

Media

  • NYE: Kiss Me, Kate, filmed live in 2024 at the Barbican. Adrian Dunbar, from Line of Duty fame, starred alongside Stephanie J. Block. Brilliantly done; I now wish I’d seen it live.
  • New Year’s Day: watched the new Knives Out film — Wake Up Dead Man — on Netflix. It’s full of odd characters and a plot with twists, but, strangely, Benoit Blanc is pretty much absent for the first third.
  • Sunday, Marty Supreme on the big screen. See it for the style and the performances, but make sure you have a comfy seat and don’t expect to fall in love with the hero. I wrote a fuller review.