Weeknotes #80: warm days and two strangers

Enjoyed warm days, a local walk, and a barbecue with family.

Week commencing Monday, 29 July 2024

Theatre, BBQ, Cinema and a nice walk
This week in pictures

Quantified Self

  • This week: Stand 7/7; Exercise 5/7 and Move 6/7. (86%). Morning walks: 0/4 (days in the office don’t count). Office days 1/5. Plant diversity: 41. Total steps: 48,826

Life

  • It’s warm and muggy. Working from home means I can wear shorts. I do not approve of them as workwear.
  • Monday, a two-handed play at The Criterion: Two Strangers Carry a Cake Across New York. Dougal, a naive Brit, arrives in New York for his estranged father’s wedding and meets Robin, the busy, unenthusiastic sister of the bride. With songs! It was very well done but I thought Dougal was a bit bland.
  • Thursday, Bruce Willis is not bland in the not-really-a-Christmas-movie, Die Hard. I’d never seen it and the opportunity arose to see it at TT Cinema, which specialises in cocktails and cult classic cinema. When collecting our cocktail, other customers expressed shock that I hadn’t seen it. It holds up well.
  • Nice to be back on a local walk on Friday night. We decided a walk around the Cannon Hill Common would be good, just like we used to during the lockdown months. Lovely.
  • Family round for a barbecue on Saturday. A lovely afternoon with delicious barbecue food and plenty of drinks. Nothing burnt. The barbecue chicken kebabs turned out to need an oven and not a grill, which was surprising given the name.
  • We began sanding and varnishing the doors on the back of the house. We should have gotten out the varnish last year, as parts of the doors need significant attention. Nonetheless, we sanded one door and applied a couple of coats. In hindsight, it was a pretty quick process, and we should have done all the sanding at once.

Media

  • Lots of Olympics watching. I am continually watching the medal table.
  • The Jetty, a BBC drama one of PY’s colleagues recommended. For most of the episode, it was just OK, and I wondered why it was highly regarded. The twist at the end had us hooked, though it was too late to binge the remaining episodes.

Will Commuters Even Notice?

South West Trains, South Western Trains. You say tomato.

Window sticker warning of rail disruption

In January 2016, it was reported that my local train operator, South West Trains, had achieved 81% customer satisfaction. It always seems to me that there is a general feeling that our trains are no good, but I think that’s a pretty decent figure. So, when Transport Focus’ autumn 2016 survey reported that the number was 83%, you’d think the company was moving in the right direction, wouldn’t you

As I noted in my piece about the upcoming disruption (starting in just a few hours) at Britain’s busiest station, London Waterloo, there are already plans to increase capacity by 30%. This increase is, in part, achieved by lengthening platforms to allow longer trains to run. This is in addition to the extension of most of the suburban platforms on the network and the extra carriages introduced in 2015/6, as well as the previously announced £210 million Desiro City trains that are due to enter service after the works are complete (part of the “biggest increase in capacity on this network for decades” [source]) adding 150 new carriages.

Given the frequency of trains at peak hours, this must mean that the lines are pretty full. From my local station, there are 12 off-peak trains per hour (or 1 every 5 minutes) into Waterloo. Network Rail are squeezing extra capacity in but that means massive disruption to get us there. But what next?

Well, despite all these longer platforms, extra trains and a high customer satisfaction score, South West Trains lost its franchise. From August 20 2017, and for the next 7 years, First MTR South Western Trains Ltd (a joint venture between & Hong Kong’s MTR Corp) will run the service.

South West Trains 1990s Logo

South West Trains has been the only private operator of the service since I moved to London. Prior to 4 Feb 1996, the service was public, part of British Rail’s Network South East operations. I imagine over the coming months somebody may repaint the trains. I’m sure there will be stickers over the old logo, and I imagine that there will be lots of promotion for a shiny new website and some new social media feeds.

But, really, will anybody actually notice?

South West Trains, South Western Trains. You say tomato.

Of course, franchises are not awarded on train colours or fancy logos. They’re awarded on the promises of service and money (this franchise is actually a net contributor to UK finances). I can’t argue the money part (see this article about “payments over the core period with a real net present value of £2·6bn”) because I can’t really work out who is paying who at any point in time. So, I’m looking at their services,

The first, “30% more peak seats per day at London Waterloo by December 2020“, seems to be remarkably similar to service improvement already promised by South West Trains (and noted in my piece about Waterloo).

“Simpler fares with pay-as-you-go smart cards” seems to me to be a decent proposal, but no details on how it’s better than SWT’s existing smart card offering.

Of course, there are promises of community engagement (“Increased engagement with local stakeholders” and “The biggest rail operator apprenticeship scheme in Britain”), which are all welcome but will have limited impact on the core railway issue: service provision.

Top of the promise list is “The introduction of 750 new suburban coaches“, which are promised by 2020 (so will be in service for about two-thirds of the franchise). But these are, ultimately, replacing the new Desiro City trains that are coming later this year (they haven’t even been introduced yet). In 2020, it seems that it’s a case of out with the new, in with the new.

There are currently 1400 train carriages on the SWT network. It’s not clear from any of the promises (both from the incumbent and the new provider) how many are really additional carriages rather than shiny new replacements.

Yes, there are train refurbishments (unless you’re on the Isle of Wight, where there are only promises of “proposals”) that include Wi-Fi and at-seat charging. These changes are welcome if you can get a seat to plug your phone into & the on-board wifi isn’t over capacity because the train is full.

All this seems to me a change for limited gain. The new franchise will benefit from the improvement works at Waterloo and the introduction of the Desiro City trains, but so would the existing supplier, who arguably doesn’t see any benefit from all the work they have put in to get to this point. The new operator is adding new trains but taking away new ones, and even if they are better in some way, they won’t be here for a while.

I don’t doubt that there will be improvements, but as a humble commuter on the busiest line in the country, it seems we’re getting either things that have already been promised or cosmetic changes. I wonder, has it been worth all the expense of the franchise process? As I mentioned in my last piece on the topic, if passenger growth continues, where will real new capacity come from in a few years when the promised 30% is filled?

So, what does the Mayor’s Transport Strategy propose as a solution to the overcrowding problems on the south west lines into London?

Crossrail 2 anyone?

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Who Will Be Mayor

I wonder what would happen if Jeremy Clarkson were to become Mayor of London.

Yesterday, I spoke about my liking of the BBC’s Top Gear programme. It’s odd because I would not have pegged myself as the kind of person who would watch it. Regardless, I find the three presenters funny, infuriating and very watchable. Now, I wonder what would happen if Jeremy Clarkson were to become Mayor of London. It is rumoured, you see, that his name has been suggested as a prospective Conservative candidate.

Given that the current Mayor blamed Jeremy for global warming and the possible destruction of life on Earth, [The Times Online], I think it would make an interesting election indeed. Now I have a lot of time for Ken Livingstone, but I can’t help thinking that I would like to see him as the ‘star in a reasonably priced car’. Especially as he, apparently, has no licence and can’t drive.

Seven Inches of Joy

Four Minute Warning is in the shops today. But what was the first single you bought?

And lo, it came to pass that after years and years of waiting,Mark Owen’s new singleFour Minute Warningwas released this morning. And,as I’ve said elsewhere, I like it. In fact, I like it so much I went and bought the single – which at £1.99 seems to me to be the right price for a single. While I was standing in Tower Records handing over my two-pound coins, it struck me that it has been a very, very long time since I bought a single at all, and I can’t even remember what it was.

I can, however, remember the first single I bought. I was around eight years old (back in 1978, which just shows what an old duffer I am) and I desperately wanted a copy of the theme tune to Southern Television’sFamous Five TV series. I had saved all my money (I don’t remember how much it was) and raced around the shops of Wigan for it. Eventually, I found it and must have played it 1000 times that night. I can still remember the magic and joy of that moment.

I wonder if an mp3 of that exists? I still have the vinyl but nothing to play it on!