Weeknotes #125: launched by Apple, floored by life

PY’s book, Apple event, world tensions, and weekend podcasts

Week commencing Monday, 9 June 2025

A vintage black Motorola mobile phone with a physical keypad is securely strapped to the handrail inside a lift, serving as an emergency communication device. The phone, featuring the classic button layout and small monochrome display typical of early mobile phones, is mounted on the curved stainless steel handrail against the lift's modern interior. This improvised but practical solution provides a backup communication method for lift emergencies, creating an amusing juxtaposition between old-school mobile technology and contemporary lift design. The phone appears to be properly secured and positioned for easy access by lift users in case of emergency.
Emergency Hotline: When Your Lift Gets a Retro Upgrade

Quantified Self

  • This week: Stand 2/7; Exercise 2/7 and Move 2/7. (29%). Morning walks: 0/4 (days in the office don’t count). Office days 1/5. Total steps: 32,246

Life

  • PY published his book on Amazon. This is fantastic. Go read it. I think there will be a free offer next week! I am very proud of all his efforts. So exciting.
  • They’re all doing books now: Ari Paparo has written one detailing the transformation of digital advertising through ad exchanges, Google’s market dominance, and publishers’ countermeasures. But it’s not available at the moment. I pre-ordered. Niche audience, I imagine.
  • Apple held an event. Something about a new design language for Apple devices. Also, the iPad got better. It’s interesting how these launches have started to blend into one another, like déjà vu in product form. Sometimes I wonder if we’re moving forward or just refining the same ideas endlessly.
  • I went to the office on Tuesday and then stayed at home, a lot. I get that look when I start coughing. It’s nothing contagious, folks! You know, that look that silently says, “Stay back!” Honestly, I’m more frustrated by it than anything else.
  • Related, the emergency communication button is broken in one of the lifts. So, there’s a radio to contact somebody if help is needed. Never seen this, but a clever way to keep the lift in service.
  • I had to go to the Spanish consulate on Wednesday morning. I went through security to discover I was an hour early and had to sit in a cafe having a coffee until time ticked around.
  • There was a US military parade on Sunday, but it seems like America is more divided than ever. I wonder when ‘seeing it from the other side’ actually went out of fashion? Not good for the world. It’s sad to see how quickly empathy seems to have faded from public discourse. Maybe we’ve forgotten that understanding the other side doesn’t weaken us — it’s what holds us together.
  • Meanwhile, this is the week the war in the Middle East came a step closer: Israel says Iran has fired up to 100 missiles in retaliation for surprise assault while fresh explosions reported at airport in Tehran. It’s a bit scary, really.
  • I spent most of the weekend in bed listening to more podcasts.

Media

  • It was the end, but the episode started 1,200km from the finish line, Race Across The World. I loved everything about this series.
  • We started watching Murderbot. It’s not usually my kind of thing, but this is good. Binge-worthy.
  • We started season two of The White Lotus and it’s just as disturbing as the first series.
  • I have made it into 2025 for Melbourne Radio Wars, and I am nearly up to date. There’s great chemistry between Irene Hulme, Wade Kingsley and Craig Bruce, which is why it’s so engaging even from afar.

What Are Page Impressions?

For anybody who works with web-based content, the impression is a very important metric.

For anybody who works with web-based content, the “impression” is a very important metric. It used to be that the world talked about “hits”, but I think we’ve moved on from that: it’s the least descriptive and most open-to-abuse metric by which we measure successful web content.

So if you are a web content publisher, impressions are important. Essentially, every page somebody views (and it really should be a somebody and not a web crawler, spider or robot) is counted. The total number of page impressions is one measure of your website’s popularity. Lovely. Such counts help websites understand what’s popular and what’s not and help them refine what they do.

As the boffins who looked at all this data got smarter and web analytics became big business, people acknowledged there were other metrics. The number of pages read is not always a good indicator of success. Is it a million pages read by one person or by a million people, only reading a single page? Analytics progressed to give us visits and sessions. These “smarter” metrics accounted for whether individual browsers looked at more than one page and over what period of time. If I read 5 pages in the morning, that was 5 impressions and 1 visit. 10 more pages on your site in the evening was another visit and another 10 impressions, but crucially, I was one unique user.

Ooops, I just threw in another metric. Sites needed to get better at understanding all these impressions and visits because, while nice, numbers didn’t tell them much about their audience. So, unique users became important because they told sites how many people came to their site. From that, sites can understand how many visits users make and how those visits translate into all those lovely page impressions. It’s like a TV company telling us how many people watched Friends last night. It’s nice to know.

But, generally, websites don’t know who you are (unless they are one of those that let you create a user name and log in). So they started to use cookies to identify your browser. That statement is actually quite important. Sites don’t know who you are; they just assign a unique number to your browser to help them better understand all these unique users. Importantly, if you delete your cookies – or sometimes use another web browser – then they don’t know that you’ve done that, and those actions can inflate the numbers for the site. Still, TV and radio are measured by small samples of people filling in diaries, so all systems have some margin of error and cookie deletion is generally understood, accounted for and accepted.

So, why am I talking about all these web analytics terms? Well, that’s for two reasons.

Firstly, any website that sells advertising needs to tell advertisers approximately how many people will see the advertisement. They do not want a scenario in which one person has seen all one million of their advertisements. With apologies to my friends in advertising agencies, let’s say that Advertisers tend to prefer that a range of people see their messages. These measurements are great for helping sites understand audiences.

As a side note, sites generally like these numbers to be as big as possible because it makes them look good. They have a range of tactics to make the number look as large as possible (such as automatically refreshing the page or a part of the page to make it appear as if there were another impression). Properly managed websites that sell to big advertisers tend to have their numbers audited by companies like ABCE. ABCE, if you like, helps advertising agencies know that the sites aren’t lying about these impressions, visits and unique users.

Secondly, I am trying to place these terms in context ahead of the next piece I am writing about another important metric to those websites: the ad impression. But that’s for another day.

Whenever you’re working with a site that starts quoting impressions, visits and unique users, it’s worth asking how they were collated and whether they are audited. Are the numbers for the specific site in question or for a “network” or collection of sites owned by the same publisher? Is the publisher using auto-refresh to inflate the numbers, and are those numbers both collected and audited by reputable experts in this field? (It is worth noting that auditing can be expensive for small sites, but you do need to understand how they have come up with the numbers, and you should try to get an understanding of both the number of pages viewed and the number of users that make up those views.

I must caveat this by noting that I am not a web analytics expert. Such folks will be able to explain the nuances of these measurements in more detail but, think of this as a handy cheat sheet so that you’re not impressed by somebody who talks about their large number of page impressions and then doesn’t put them into context for you.

If you like, I’m performing a public service.

Update: The second part of this mini-series about ad-impressions is now on the site.

Two Years Ago

Today is the first day with a full two years worth of back entries on this site.

Today is the first day that the ‘On This Day’ link has gone back two years, which has me slightly excited! One of the original reasons for starting the regular updating of this site was to serve as a personal memory archive. I have always loved flicking through old diaries and address books – this somehow brings that function into the new millennium.

Last year I was at Shrewsbury Carnival. A carnival is one of those things that you remember as being a great deal of fun when you were a child, but doesn’t always work when you are an adult. Of course, I was just being grumpy about it last year.

In 2002, I seem to have seen Spiderman around this time, which has me admitting I can’t wait for the next one. I have some film-loving friends who hated the first one (I think it was too dark for them), but I loved it and can’t wait to sit in the cinema again.

This day in 2002 was also the day of possibly the most memorable link I have ever posted on this site. New Scientist asked: ‘Does beheading hurt? And, if so, for how long is the severed head aware of its plight? Of course, with recent events abroad, it’s a little more topical and less far-fetched, but, nonetheless, it remains one of the links that have appeared here that I haven’t forgotten. Every time New Scientist changes its site, I go back and fix that link.

If you happened to look at yesterday’s entry, you would have seen the link to the ‘On This Day’ for 14 June 2003. All I can say to those who mailed me is that I will still not tell you which one I am. Gym buddy has, however, assured me my arse is a lot less flabby now.

Yahoo Extra Storage

As the cool kids play with Gmail, Yahoo just upped their mail limits.

You know all the cool kids are signing up for Gmail accounts through nice invites from people. I didn’t get one, and I even know somebody who works at Google. Still, nice to see trusty Yahoo! greet me this morning when I logged into my Yahoo mail account:

Virtually unlimited storage

A whopping 2GB means you should never have to worry about managing storage again! Keep thousands of messages, photos, and documents – think of it as your online archive.

The new Yahoo interface is cleaner, and I am about to start experimenting with using it as an online archive for something (although I haven’t yet decided what). The only problem I ever have with Yahoo is actually getting an answer to a query, which, in theory, should be OK for free services, but I do pay them for some services and still can’t get an answer.